THE “BURNER” ROLE (OTE: $87,500 – $107,500+)

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On my 13th birthday …  my parents woke me up and suggested I go have a look inside our garage.

I threw open the door … and there she was … leaning against my father’s work bench with the sunlight beaming down on her … (just like a movie) – the Raleigh BMX Burner I’d coveted for … well … forever.

My prayers had been answered!
Ocean blue … complete with ‘rat-trap’ pedals and 5-star yellow spokes!
To say I was delighted was an understatement!

I laced up my North Star sneakers … and took that horse for a ride.
Peddling down the street … nodding at every neighbour I passed … I was sure everyone was green with envy!

Long story short … as I passed a group of kids sitting on their porch … I decided it was a good time to spit (for no reason … other than to demonstrate the level of cool I had ascended to with my new bike).

Not taking into account the direction of the wind … that very same spit twirled gracefully through the air and landed square on my shoulder!

Mortified … and desperately hopeful the kids on the porch hadn’t witnessed my faux-pas, I feverishly wiped at my shirt … paying no regard to the direction in which my new bike and I were heading.

At this point … everything seemed to happen in slow motion … as I rear-ended a parked, Monte Carlo. As I somersaulted into the trunk … the new love of my life … continued on her own, ill-fated trajectory.

Now … the kids on the porch likely didn’t see the event leading up to the crash … but they couldn’t have missed the resulting carnage.

Beyond mortified … I gathered my bike (with only one inflated tire) and limped down the street … dying a little inside … every time I noticed another scratch or dent on my bike.

The moral of the story?
Just when you think you’ve got the world in the palm of your hands … one bad decision can prove disastrous!

What does this have to do with my latest role? Nothing really.
That said … if you’ve been coveting a solid opportunity as much as I wanted that Raleigh Burner … you’ll want to read on.

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